No reason to panic … yet: This Saturday (March 9) is National Panic Day. The event encourages you to indulge all of your deepest fears and let loose a rampage of unbridled hysteria. Observational practices may include — but are certainly not limited to — tearing out one’s hair, standing in public spaces and shrieking like a banshee, sobbing uncontrollably, or finally breaking ground on that underground bunker you have always dreamed of building.

Source: Mental Floss, 3/5/13